Don't you send me to vm
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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