You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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