: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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