She announced her abortion via fbk
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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