Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
