I think my fart just growled at me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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