is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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