She said her name was "party"
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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