Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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