I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i out mim tonsoeep
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