Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
only you would photoshop your dick
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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