Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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