He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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