My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
then he tried to convert me to islam
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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