So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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