I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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