Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He better not be in your backpack
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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