I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
two words...techno handjob
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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