Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
