Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize