Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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