at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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