There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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