i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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