Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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