I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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