i already hear my dad disowning me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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