Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I don't think brook has ever known best
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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