So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
