Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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