After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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