ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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