Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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