found the other keg... it's in the tree
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So. Much. Porn.
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