This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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