yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just found puke in my bra..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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