Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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