what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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