Buhtt sex?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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