She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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