I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
