I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
