I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
either way he was missing a nipple.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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