Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wish i was in the wii world.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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