absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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