So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I DEMAND FORESKIN
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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