Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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