Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
