Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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