this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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