is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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