? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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