I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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