I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
