i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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