I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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