Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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