Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
